{"id":612,"date":"2008-05-05T11:00:40","date_gmt":"2008-05-05T09:00:40","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.stanetdam.com\/?p=612"},"modified":"2008-05-05T11:00:40","modified_gmt":"2008-05-05T09:00:40","slug":"lete-arrive-les-rateaux-aussi","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/stanetdam.com\/?p=612","title":{"rendered":"L&rsquo;\u00e9t\u00e9 arrive&#8230; les r\u00e2teaux aussi."},"content":{"rendered":"<p><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" src=\"http:\/\/tbn0.google.com\/images?q=tbn:wSthtCLVGPGbuM:http:\/\/www.petitluberon.com\/boutique\/im\/articles\/accessoires\/outils_jardin\/rateau_a_fleurs_ref_50050.gif\" alt=\"\" width=\"144\" height=\"122\" \/>C&rsquo;est l&rsquo;\u00e9t\u00e9, \u00e7a y est, vous en \u00eates s\u00fbrs : vous \u00eates \u00e9bloui(e)s quand vous marchez dans la rue, les tenues se raccourcissent, il vous semble faire plus chaud, vous sortez de votre l\u00e9thargie, <strong>et de par l\u00e0 m\u00eame votre arch\u00e9ocortex aussi<\/strong>.<\/p>\n<p>Bref, vos sens se r\u00e9veillent d&rsquo;un long sommeil engourdi et vous partez \u00e0 la chasse \u00e0 l&rsquo;\u00e2me soeur : ce que nous pourrions commun\u00e9ment appeler <strong>le Rut<\/strong>.<\/p>\n<p>Et c&rsquo;est l\u00e0 qu&rsquo;intervient ce magnifique site au combien indispensable depuis 1999 : La FFR, pour <a href=\"http:\/\/www.rateaux.com\"><strong>F\u00e9d\u00e9ration Fran\u00e7aise des Rateaux<\/strong><\/a>. Le guide de survie en jungle urbaine pour tout savoir ce qui risque de vous arriver si vous d\u00e9cidez de vous attaquer \u00e0 la rencontre de l&rsquo;\u00e2me soeur.<\/p>\n<p>Ce qui est troublant, c&rsquo;est qu&rsquo;au del\u00e0 des rires que vont vous provoquer la lecture de certaines histoires, c&rsquo;est leur capacit\u00e9 \u00e0 peu \u00e0 peu vous faire remonter \u00e0 la surface certains \u00e9pisodes peu glorieux de votre vie de c\u00e9libataire&#8230;<\/p>\n<p>A d\u00e9guster au 15e degr\u00e9, surtout qu&rsquo;il y a une <strong>comp\u00e9tition du meilleur rateau 2008-2009 <\/strong>: serez-vous plut\u00f4t<strong> Basic R\u00e2teau, Crashing R\u00e2teau, Pierre Richard R\u00e2teau, Expensive R\u00e2teau<\/strong>, <strong>Kissed R\u00e2teau, Heavy R\u00e2teau<\/strong> ?<\/p>\n<p>A vos plumes !<\/p>\n<p><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"centered\" src=\"http:\/\/rateaux.com.free.fr\/images\/logo.gif\" alt=\"\" width=\"582\" height=\"82\" \/><\/p>\n<div id=\"themify_builder_content-612\" data-postid=\"612\" class=\"themify_builder_content themify_builder_content-612 themify_builder\">\n    <\/div>\n<!-- \/themify_builder_content -->\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>C&rsquo;est l&rsquo;\u00e9t\u00e9, \u00e7a y est, vous en \u00eates s\u00fbrs : vous \u00eates \u00e9bloui(e)s quand vous marchez dans la rue, les tenues se raccourcissent, il vous semble faire plus chaud, vous sortez de votre l\u00e9thargie, et de par l\u00e0 m\u00eame votre arch\u00e9ocortex aussi. Bref, vos sens se r\u00e9veillent d&rsquo;un long sommeil engourdi et vous partez \u00e0 [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":3,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[3],"tags":[3175,3595,4002],"class_list":["post-612","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-sd-usages","tag-rateaux","tag-standam","tag-vacances","has-post-title","has-post-date","has-post-category","has-post-tag","has-post-comment","has-post-author",""],"builder_content":"","_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/stanetdam.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/612","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/stanetdam.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/stanetdam.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/stanetdam.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/3"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/stanetdam.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=612"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/stanetdam.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/612\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/stanetdam.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=612"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/stanetdam.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=612"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/stanetdam.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=612"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}